Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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