My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I FOUND THE LEGS
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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