found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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