How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
