it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize