I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's rum buckets o'clock
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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