No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
