Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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