If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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