The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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