Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm getting married
To pizza
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
