You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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