Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
i need some magic done to my vagina
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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