I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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