The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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