yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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