Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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