Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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