ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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