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And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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