morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
In America we eat man semen.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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