I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
