wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
