Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
