But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
