1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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