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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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