So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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