doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
