my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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