Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry trogdorburninate hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(810): View more from Michigan

i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.

(1-810): View more from Michigan

nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.

Fav 19 4492 912
share tweet
(630): View more from Illinois

note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...

Fav 14 4733 1640
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(970): View more from Colorado

Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.

Fav 12 7403 1714
share tweet
(214): View more from Texas

If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.

Fav 6 3575 1087
share tweet
(561): View more from Florida

She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'

Fav 20 6214 1895
share tweet
(804): View more from Virginia

you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth

Fav 7 1341 4068
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(309): View more from Illinois

Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.

Fav 7 2652 1311
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(630): View more from Illinois

Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?

Fav 11 655 363
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(318): View more from Louisiana

Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.

Fav 0 62 10
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT