I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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