When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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