Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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