We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Someone shit on the floor
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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