I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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