Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize