even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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