Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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