He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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