And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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