Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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