We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
