so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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