you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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