question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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