then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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