so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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