Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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