Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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