I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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