Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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