: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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